Player Profile: Dave 'Fester' Boshier

lights up the rugby pitch

Position:

Lock

Age:

35

Status:

co-habiting

Past Clubs:

none

Honours:

Pierce Brosnan lookalike 1998, once scored a try (back in the late 90's), i think i played in the twocounty cup finals,maybe i stole the two tankards on my mantlepiece,that sounds more like it. once took 7 wickets in 11 overs, against Sulhamstead

Hobbies:

Sending nuisance letters, ordering people about, Shouting at people during the game(especially Alistair). defending the meek and powerless - I'm trying to get the junior membership cheaper.

He Says:

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

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