Thanks to everyone who took part this year in summitting some very funny captions, and also thanks to the poor unfortunates our team of candid snappers manged to capture!
If you have any suitable digital photos we could make use of next season in our caption competition, please send them to our club captain at clubcaptain@tadleyrfc.co.uk
Have a great summer and hopefully hear from you all next season.
April Caption Competition picture
As Uncle Fester briefs the new recruits, Pugsley Adams instinctively knows the valet parking franchise is doomed to failure. - Paul Johnson (aka Scrumpy Paul)
George Doors to Mark (Daffyd) Allan - "Leave Bill alone - I'm the only gay in the village." - Stephen King
"...and this is how high I used to get lifted in the 1st XV..." continued Bosh... Nick C
Conspiracy theory nuts were out in force after an internet rumour that Mussolini was alive and trying to set up a fascist state in Surrey, here's an extract from the speech - Black and Ambershirts of Tadley! I come among you to look you firmly in the eyes, feel your temperature and break the silence which is dear to-me, especially just before Kick off.
Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which every one finds during the day, how long we have been at this tournament.
Not only five hours, as a superficial observer of events might believe, not from April. 1, 2006, when through guarantees to Cobham, Farnham unleashed the conflagration with a criminal and premeditated will.
We have been at war 3 years, precisely from March. 27, 2003, when the first communiqué announcing the mobilization of Coffin Dodger forces was issued - Bosh.
"...when Bosh complained that he wasn't being given enough support in the lineout, the Coffin Dodgers took radical action..." - Frank
"Okay guys are you ready now this is how the new club song is going to go. -
I'd like to build the world a home,
And furnish it with love,
Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow-white turtle doves.
I'd like to teach the world to sing,
In perfect harmony,
I'd like to hold it in my arms and keep it company,
I'd like to see the world for once,
All standing hand in hand,
And hear them echo through the hills "Ah, peace throughout the land" - Ali C
....and the winner is.....
"He's not the Messiah, just a very naughty Vet" exclaims 'Our Kid' Mark Allan just after he shouts "Hey big nose" to Scrumpy Paul - Murph
March Caption Competition picture
It will come as a complete surprise to you all that Bosh won - as he was the only entry!
Twiggy-" So this is what happened to those players that left last season" Ging -" Yep, bit fatty this year, must be Forwards" - Bosh
February Caption Competition picture
Pete staggers away after accidently hearing Mark Allen practicing his Vets Captains Speech ready for the Dinner & Dance night. - Bosh
Pete seems unsure, when asked the question, "Can you tell what it is yet?"
by recently appointed Club Artist Steve 'The Rolf' Murphy!
After his lack of will power in the smoking stakes, Pete lets Mark try out his hypnosis skills. - Nice Paul
Mark to Pete - "Look you're going to have to go, how can
i be on another Caption competition, with you looking like that, Now get me Bosh" - Helen
Pete double checks the TV - England 47 Wales 13 !!! "We won the slam last year, surely this must be a miss-print?" - Nobby
This month we have a special guest judge, it's the man in the picture - TRFC Vice chairman Pete Williams. The winner is: >"Despite Mark & Pete's attention being distracted, she didn't spot the
paparazzi as she went for a crafty root up the right nostril!" Well done Nick C
January Caption Competition picture
"TRFC are left with a big clean up bill after hiring the club out to the local Freemasons" - Bosh
'Right Said Fred' appreciation society meeting takes place behind closed doors(Too sexy by far!). - Roy
Preparation for the annual Tadley bear back riding competition gets underway. - John D
Chris Wilkin's promises of the new sponsored kit fails to materialise yet again!! - Tom B
As the players from Tadley perform their strange ritual to find the possessed player, suspicion falls on leon. - The white haired man.
Training for the Ibiza tour gets underway with a practice sunbathing session. - Ali C
The first ever Tadley RFC Strip Poker competition failed miserably to attract any female entrants, but in the end was heavily oversubscribed. - Roger M
"So, just who was it said they were bringing the iron?" "Seems to be far too many wrinkles here!" - Mick D
“Tadley’s first ever t-shirt tan competition gets well under way with Rob Lowe at the forefront. - Bart”
This month was the most entries ever for a caption competition, our Judges panel were split but in the end the worthy winner is -Raymond's gambling reaches all time low as 1st team shirts are wagered away. - Stephen King
December's Caption Competition picture
Please send your entries to clubcaptain@tadleyrfc.co.uk
Oh, by the way, the one in red is our devilish skipper, Tom.......
" Having successfully hypnotised Rudo, Tom slips his dentures into his glass for a quick soak between drinks!" - Harvey
Captain Tom describes again what a monster he becomes after a few pints! - roger M
Well done Bosh for winning this month - >"No, i said a Red Bull and Vodka not a red ghoul"
November's Caption Competition picture
Please send your entries to clubcaptain@tadleyrfc.co.uk
"Though clearly having let himself go a bit, Benny from Abba is still proud to support England Rugby" - Nick Curtin
"These dolphin friendly nets aren't all they're cracked up to be!!" - Roger M
Another great Tadley plan backfires. After last years unveiling of their new comfy bench to encourage people to sub for away league games, they still cant get rid of the first person to try it. - Bosh
Some great entries this month, difficult to pick a winner. Someone has to win though, so this months winner is:- A flashback through the steve king photo album! - alistair
October's Caption Competition picture
Please send your entries to clubcaptain@tadleyrfc.co.uk
"The groupies at Iggy Pops after show party look ready to start the orgy" - Bosh
“If I can get this any longer you will be able to stand up on your own” - nice Paul
“As the queue grew for the Pop Idol auditions, some of the hopefuls turned to drink to calm their nerves” - Roger M
"Cliff Richard makes a surprise appearance, just when Del is tucking Nobby away." - Bart Maddison
"After the actors had outgrown their telly-tubby suits they were forced to seek work as extras in Eastenders, here is a shot of the 'market traders' popping into The Queen Vic for a shandy". - Sealy
Well done to this months winner Roger Moffett with - "Tadley Darby & Joan club outing suspiciously light on Joans this year”
September's Caption Competition picture
"Our kid getting it in the neck" - Richard Barnes
"Tadley RFC's close proximity to AWE, results in bizarre twin mutation!" -Harvey Campbell
"Pretty we aint ! Just acouple of sweet OLD DOGS!"- Dave Spencer
"Right, who said our bar staff are not welcoming? - Pete Williams
"Bosh trying to look nonchalant by Mark`s huge bogey," -El Presidentii
Bosh to Mark "If other sites can copy our Caption Competition, why cant we copy the pose we did a couple of years back?" Marks reply "Our kid we are much more handsome as well these days, bound to win this year!!!". " -Ali C
"He an't heavy he's my brother"- Stephen King
This Months winner:- "THE MITCHELLS RETURN TO ALBERT SQUARE WASN'T QUITE WHAT THE BBC HAD IN MIND" - Mark Telling
Well done to this Months winner Mark Telling, he along with all the monthly winners will be in the final to be held, as usual at the end of season d
Dinner and Dance.
We need a suitable photograph for the next caption competition, please send you photo to clubcaptain@tadleyrfc.co.uk
Please click here to see 2003/4 Season Photo Camption Compitition
Please click here to see 2004/5 Season Photo Camption Compitition
