Fifth and last Caption Competition for this 2003/4 season
Hope you have all enjoyed taking part as much as I have reading them!
"See, if I go this way his ear does grow bigger" - Bart Maddison
Justin to Magi, "My Dad told me that Welsh fly halves had good hands - but this is really special ball handling!" - Roland Denning
Two of Rowan Atkinson's biggest fans couldn't believe their luck when he turned up to watch one of their games - Shane Livingston
Lo, and then three wise men appeared from afar, bearing gifts……Paul Gardiner
Auditions begin for the Tadley RFC amateur dramatics society production of Sergio Leone's classic... "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" - Nick Curtin
Craig and Magi were delighted to have the opportunity to get their picture taken with their screen idol " Shaggy " from the recent blockbuster film Scobby Doo ! - Mark Allan
The Krankies and Lenny Henry prepare to meet the Queen after another Royal Variety performance - Dave Boshire
The Tadley elocution and English pronounciation team relax after a particularly hard training session on the vowel machine! - Harvey Campbell
Justin to Magi, "I don’t think much of this Mr. B. puppet" - Dudley
Darren Watt's winning entry is:
The lovers guide : better orgasms for men , Justin was keen to show Magi the tecnique known as" milking the prostrate" - Darren Watts
Fourth Caption Competition:
At the gas leak alert, Inspector Ali confirmed, "It is definitely not natural gas - I suspect he's had some of Frank's bitter and a vindaloo!" - Roland Denning
First photos were released today of the rare Tadley Buttock Rubbing Dance, captured on film for the first time during the annual Malta National Dance Championships. What makes this photo even rarer is the unheard of participation of a third Buttock Thruster, the aptly named Nobsa Throbbing. The pictured trio went on to win the coveted Humphrey Pump Trophy in the C Grade Division. - Andrew Williams from Down Under
Party time at the 'village people' annual fan club conference - Mark Denning
Competition for the Coffin Dodger's 1st XV proves as keen as ever, as trial match photos demonstrate! - Mini Cheddar
Animal had clearly misunderstood, when they told him they were going to 'Carwash' that evening...- Nick Curtin
Guy in middle to Animal and other :- "Don't worry, there's plenty for you both.....- Wayne Bennett
Ali Gets to grips with the Formidable Maltese Line Out - Dudley
Bosh's winning entry was...
The site foreman was happy after his helmet inspection
Third Caption Competition:
The lads thought they had the George Michael look down to a tee till some smart arse started whistling "Tie me Kangaroo down sport." - Jenny Taylor
"Welsh Rugby Team Caught in Gay Malta Sex Romp" - Andrew Williams - Gareth's cousin from down under
"After the Herb Doctors 'special' chocolate brownie stash mysteriously disappears, he confronts the usual suspects..." - Nick Curtin
"When's the SAGA travel rep going to appear? It's well past our bedtime already!" - Jools Charles - Nogs's big bro
"OK, who forgot to check if the sheep was a natural brunette?" - Harvey
No, really, the photo looks great. Now smile! - Wayne Bennett
The Thaumaturgists are in shock after Ali ‘the animal’ Churchill shows everyone where he has attached his fake Goatee. - Bosh
Our judges have voted unanimously for Roland Denning's entry, so we have another worthy winner who has to come to the Dinner Dance to pick up his prize.
Roland's winning entry was....
"At the George Michael concert fans waited expectantly to get into the public toilets."
Second Caption Competition:
Bosh "Mark, take your balls out of the glass washer there shrivelled enough as it is!" - Dudley
The Mario Brothers had aged! Badly! - Ian Hemstock
Bosh "Now I know why you always wear that baseball cap.......some bird has just sh@t on me!" - Jools Charles - Nogs's big bro
Bosh "...and this is how you perform the Heimlich maneuver....." Mark Replies.."Is it SUPPOSED to hurt there?" - Fletch
Mini-Me "Lets hold the club to ransom for……………2 pints of pride, a pack of ready salted crisps and a twix!" - Tom Smith
He's not heavy, he's my brother. - Stephen King
The press-gang recruiting sergeant held on to his latest recruit with grim determination! - Harvey
When the referee asked for a head on his beer………….. he didn’t mean that !!!!!!! - Paul Gardiner
Don't mess with THE MANAGEMENT - I'll hold him back just this once - Pete Williams
Despite not framing the photo properly.......Dave and Mark were pleased with their first efforts at posing for the new 'gay sex karmasutra' Position 66b...from behind ....the bar!! - Nogs
....and the winner is Heidi Williams, congratulations Heidi, prize to be given at the Dinner Dance, and her entry was....
Today on "Trisha" Mark and Bosh tell how they found true love through Speed Dating
First Caption Competition:
Entries were:-
Frank (PROF DUMBLEDORE) SAYING, "OOH HAVEN'T YOU AGED BADLY HARRY POTTER!!" - Shane Livingston
Frank saying to John, “Is that a canon you’ve got out of your trousers or are you just excited about the game?”- Chris Kendall
"Sorry John, I think the dog's taken the sheep away" - Pete Williams
Congratulations Shane, you're the winner - unfortunately you'll have to wait until the Dinner Dance to recieve your prize.
We need a suitable photograph for the next caption competition, please send you photo to clubcaptain@tadleyrfc.co.uk
